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I'm a Graphic and New Media Designer. This site is where I throw my (slightly crazy) thoughts, conversations, inspirations, etc. I can be reached at info@asimko.com or, less frequently, through Flickr | MySpace | MyFace | Twitter | Vimeo.
May 13
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Ketchup.

Please pardon the abundance of messy (and misplaced) posts… I’m making up for lost time. Scroll down and jump around - because organization has never been a strength of mine**

**Note: awkward partial rhyme completely unintentional.

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I absolutely love when two (artistic) worlds collide… Last August, Harper’s Bazaar commissioned “The Simpsons go to Paris with Linda Evangelista” featuring illustrations by Matt Groening and artwork by Julius Preite. Photos of the unveiling can be found here. Copies of the actual pieces can be seen here.
I absolutely love when two (artistic) worlds collide… Last August, Harper’s Bazaar commissioned “The Simpsons go to Paris with Linda Evangelista” featuring illustrations by Matt Groening and artwork by Julius Preite. Photos of the unveiling can be found here. Copies of the actual pieces can be seen here.
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Personality begins where comparison ends.
— Karl Lagerfeld
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In Belgium, 1,500 students (successfully) attempted “to out-fizz the previous record for    so-called Mentos fountains by simultaneously putting Mentos mints into    bottles of the Coca Cola.” Source.
In Belgium, 1,500 students (successfully) attempted “to out-fizz the previous record for so-called Mentos fountains by simultaneously putting Mentos mints into bottles of the Coca Cola.” Source.
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  • Simko: Anything new?
  • Oliver: why don't you just reread some of my genius old posts rather than bitching about new material - people watch reruns of Seinfeld EVERY SINGLE DAY
May 12
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For just over a week,  Alexa Rad and I have called a suite at Beverly Wilshire home. Alexa is probably the only person I can be trapped in a confined space with without losing my mind - especially in Los Angeles. I didn’t realize how much I would miss our little (dysfunctional) apartment until this morning - when I woke up and didn’t find her in the living room, frantically juggling conference calls while casually bragging that she had “fixed my laptop by dropping it”. Miraculous.
For just over a week, Alexa Rad and I have called a suite at Beverly Wilshire home. Alexa is probably the only person I can be trapped in a confined space with without losing my mind - especially in Los Angeles. I didn’t realize how much I would miss our little (dysfunctional) apartment until this morning - when I woke up and didn’t find her in the living room, frantically juggling conference calls while casually bragging that she had “fixed my laptop by dropping it”. Miraculous.
May 09
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When preparing to travel, lay out all your clothes and all your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.
— Susan Heller
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Virgin America is about one DJ short of officially being a nightclub…
Virgin America is about one DJ short of officially being a nightclub…
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  • Alexa: What do you do if you're traveling with little people?
  • Simko: Midgets?
  • Alexa: No
  • Simko: Children?
  • Alexa: Yes
May 06
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We then headed to The Woods (which has a similar theme to Aspen). Although I’ve only been once prior, the bar seems to be a favorite among Hollywood natives. It also provided the perfect opportunity to introduce Marco Bollinger and Tyler Shields. I always enjoy meeting other designers, and therefore assumed the same rule to be applicable between photographers. 
Several of us concluded our night by heading back to the hotel. I’m not sure exactly when I decided that swimming in my underwear was a brilliant idea… However, I do know that around 3am security was determined to convince me otherwise - by swiftly escorting me out of the pool. Charming.

We then headed to The Woods (which has a similar theme to Aspen). Although I’ve only been once prior, the bar seems to be a favorite among Hollywood natives. It also provided the perfect opportunity to introduce Marco Bollinger and Tyler Shields. I always enjoy meeting other designers, and therefore assumed the same rule to be applicable between photographers.

Several of us concluded our night by heading back to the hotel. I’m not sure exactly when I decided that swimming in my underwear was a brilliant idea… However, I do know that around 3am security was determined to convince me otherwise - by swiftly escorting me out of the pool. Charming.

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Every country gets the circus it deserves. Spain gets bullfights. Italy gets the Catholic Church. America gets Hollywood.
— Erica Jong
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This enormous portrait of Christopher Walken hangs in the back of Cut. It was taken by Martin Schoeller. More information on the (raw) series can be found here as well as in the book…
This enormous portrait of Christopher Walken hangs in the back of Cut. It was taken by Martin Schoeller. More information on the (raw) series can be found here as well as in the book
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Don’t do anything. Just be.
— Martin Schoeller
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After dinner, we met up with Marco Bollinger and Edwin Lopez at Sidebar. Sidebar is the (appropriately named) lounge at Wolfgang Puck and Richard Meier’s creative collaboration - Cut. Though the architectural lines of the restaurant are gorgeous, I was far more smitten with the photographs adorning the walls…
After dinner, we met up with Marco Bollinger and Edwin Lopez at Sidebar. Sidebar is the (appropriately named) lounge at Wolfgang Puck and Richard Meier’s creative collaboration - Cut. Though the architectural lines of the restaurant are gorgeous, I was far more smitten with the photographs adorning the walls…
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Does anyone else suspect that Simko just told the PG version of that story?
— Michael Fargnoli